So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice
Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.
Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back
Hot take: Batman can survive in Gotham on a no-killing principle through repeated fights with villains who have no such scruples because they all know that if they kill the Batman his butler is going to assassinate every last one of them with a shotgun.
Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.
Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.
Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.
Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,
Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.
Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.
Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.
Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.
Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.
But are you willing to bet their life on it?
People that fuck with others food, can quite literally throw themselves out a window. i dont care why. I dont care if she / he was a bitch, if you dont wanna do your job, if you are lazy little asshole, or if you disagree with what THEY WANT to consume. Do NOT fuck with other people’s health. You do that and you can actually go to hell. Not sorry. If it doesn’t cause harm to you or others leave it the fuck alone.
